Cypress Knee News No. 14: Council Considers Peacock Posse


Posted By: Brody

Article: MAR20-8

Headline: Council considers peacock posse

Reported To: CKNO

Reported On: Town Center

Time Reported: Tue Mar 31 19:15:14 2020 (Eastern Standard Time)


         CYPRESS KNEE – The overwhelming peacock population in Cypress Knee may thin soon, if the Town Council gets its way.

         The board meets early next month to discuss a proposed ordinance that would establish a squad of hunters to track down and capture the dozens of peafowl running loose through town – squawking, pooping, and scratching vehicles that offend them.


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